Real-life Harry Potter Not Happy with Fame
Real-life Harry Potter Not Happy with Fame
Posted by Miss Cellania in Book & Lit on October 22, 2009 at 11:33 am
Harry Potter of Portsmouth, England was born in 1989 and had eight years of peace before J.K. Rowling wrote the books that would make him miserable.
He said: ‘No one ever believes that I’m telling the truth about my name. I had to show my girlfriend my passport, my bank card, and my driving licence to convince her that I wasn’t lying.
‘Even getting my season ticket for Portsmouth FC was a bit of a pain – I’m a massive football fan, but I had problems at the ticket office.
‘First they didn’t believe that my name was genuine, and when I convinced them, they thought it was hilarious. It’s never-ending.
‘I play a lot of football as well in a local league, and the match reports are always full of puns – ‘Harry Potter cast a spell on the opposition and that kind of thing.’
The real Harry Potter also has a scar on his forehead like the book character, and is the same age as Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Potter in the movies. Link -via Unique Daily
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(with free bonus!)23 comments to "Real-life Harry Potter Not Happy with Fame"
dragonmamma/naomi
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:41 am
If he REALLY hates it (which I doubt) he can change his name to Henry or get over it. Some people have actual problems.
somealien
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:02 pm
I was thinking the exact same thing dragon … except my idea was to use Harold
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ardyjay
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:07 pm
My second son, born in 1979, was named Michael, cause his brother liked the name. Unfortunately, our last name is Jackson. At that time, the Jackson 5 were forgotten act. Didn’t bother him until the last 10 or so years when MJ’s notoriety surfaced. As a child, he learned to moonwalk, and later , even took the email name of ‘one glove’
WaitWhat
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Michael: Yeah, well, at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there’s nothing wrong with that name.
Michael: There *was* nothing wrong with it… until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm… well, why don’t you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael: No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.T. Ryan
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm
What a whiner! My name is Tom Arnold. Try going around hearing “how’s rossanne” all your life.
Jeez Harry Potter is a freaking wizard. Get over it emo kid.
somone
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:34 pm
he should have played harry potter, he looks far better then daniel radcliffe
xadrian
October 22nd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I knew a kid in Jr. High named Gandalf Grey. His middle name was The so he couldn’t use that. Poor kid.
sybann
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Sybil here. Get over it Harry.
Jessssssssss
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:49 pm
He needs to embrace it. I’m Harry Potter bitches!!!
MikeM
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:09 pm
So sad, how would you like to have a famous name like Michael Myers (or Mike Myers)like me.
Get a life and have some fun with it.
Wes
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:10 pm
“I had to show my girlfriend my passport, my bank card, and my driving licence to convince her that I wasn’t lying.”
How long had she been his girlfriend before he bothered to tell her his name?
Justin
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:18 pm
@Waitwhat
Thumbs up for the Office Space quote!
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pizz
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:53 pm
I would be embarrassed by having ANY anglo-saxion/caucasion sounding name to begin with.
SenorMysterioso
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:20 pm
embrace it Mike… there is a major league pitcher named Mike Mayors who used to come out to the theme from Halloween when he pitched here(Colorado)
Khathaway
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:44 pm
I suspect he is just after publicity on this to get in on the cash cow of his name. I wouldn’t be suprised if a lawsuit will soon follow.
Larfin Jackarse
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:46 am
Well my real name is Barack Obama. I was mightily annoyed when …. ok I am making that up.
Sindigo
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:46 am
My real name is Steve Davis. Not usually a problem, apart from when I’ve tried to join Snooker clubs. Though I never introduce myself as Steve except at work.
Ant Dude
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:31 am
My name is John Doe. It’s annoying.
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Stabitha
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:42 am
Aw, life is hard.
Again, if it bothered him that much he could change it. Think of all the new name possibilities!
Another Tim
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I know woman that, because of her odd first name, uses her middle name–so she is named Linda Lovelace.
dalucero
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Doesn’t he kinda look like the son from Wedding Crashers?
Noelegy
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Why do you say that, pizz?
samd
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:47 pm
get over it! i know someone whose name literally means Bliss Newlyraped in English.
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Harry Potter of Portsmouth, England was born in 1989 and had eight years of peace before J.K. Rowling wrote the books that would make him miserable.




